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The David Problem: Notes from a Life

Peter Snow – Cleaver Square from Kennington Park Road (1988). From the Southwark Art Collection.

The Countess, the Living, and the Dead

There was a video featuring Adam Rickitt, who had been big in Coronation Street, in which he appeared naked. The song had been around when David had been clinging to the frayed edges of his youth. He hadn’t pulled it off. Everything went downhill afterwards. Adam Rickitt went to New Zealand to appear in a soap and was accused of stealing a block of cheese, a bottle of HP Sauce and a jar of coffee from a supermarket. David had moved out of the family home because the banks were knocking at the door.

On Sunday night, they had called at a gay bar, and David saw Adam Rickitt on the screen again. “I would gladly have sniffed his bollocks,” he told Joshua, who turned his nose up. “What the fuck is this shite?”

David recalled dancing to Adam Rickitt at Cruz 101 in Manchester. He was high on ecstasy at the time. But he’d gone to a friend’s flat afterwards and written the best chapter of a book he had never written—longhand, too. Then he had left it behind, where it ended up in a black wheelie bin.

Mancunian days. Every weekend in the North West. But he remembered little. The only memory he retained was of a cute little chicken who had taken his shirt off and started singing, “Sexy… everything about you, so sexy.”

David went home with him. The biggest shithole in Longsight, with every room knee-deep in empty Coke bottles. The bed was hidden behind a mountain of takeaway boxes. It had taught him that all that glittered was definitely not gold.

He related the story to Joshua while walking home in the rain.

“You’re too posh,” Joshua warned him. “Too many frills and high expectations.”

“But I ended up with you,” David replied.

“Your problem is that you look too much at the past, and forget about the future.”

“But there isn’t much of that left, is there?”

David was feeling down.

March had been a bad month. April looked bleaker.

“There are too many deaths, Joshua. Once, I went to weddings all the time. Now I go to funerals. I suppose we’re all in the same boat, because everybody dies.”

But Joshua was too young to understand and nudged him on the arm.

David was referring specifically to their next-door neighbour, who had surrendered to the inevitable. In the square, Dorothy Jerman had been known as the ‘Countess’ and lived alone. Not many had known why she was called the Countess, but there was a suggestion that it was a nickname given to her by a former landlord at the Prince of Wales opposite.

“That’s right,” she once told David. “He was the Brixton Bomber, a former boxer, who took over in the 1960s and upset residents by installing a juke box. It attracted teenagers and the lawyers and solicitors who lived nearby wanted a quiet pub and drove him away. But he was a good chap, and called me the Countess because he wanted to get into my knickers. Little did he know that I never wore any.”

The Countess, a portrait painter, had moved here in the early sixties when Cleaver Square had been different to what it became. She shared it with her kids after a messy divorce and remained after they had grown up and left. By all accounts, she was a ‘rebel’ who famously held wild parties that spilled out into the street.

David inherited the house next door and on most fine days, the Countess could be found sitting on the front steps, a glass of wine at hand, either reading a paperback or making conversation with anyone who passed.

And the Countess had loved Joshua from the moment David invited him to move in with him. Two fucking artists, David had mused. Joshua would sit on the steps as she stroked his blond hair and told him stories about her life.

She claimed to have chosen Cleaver Square on the recommendation of a friend, Innes Fripp, a landscape painter and portrait artist who had taught at the nearby City and Guilds of London Art School and once had a studio in the square.

David had looked up the connection and found that it might have been true. He also discovered that the area had once been called Prince’s Square, named after two houses flanking the entrance, built for Joseph Prince by Michael Searles in the 1760s. The name was changed in 1937, a throwback to Mary Cleaver, who had owned the land in the eighteenth century.

“This is where sea captains lived,” the Countess once boasted, “but the square fell on hard times by the end of the nineteenth century and attracted old music-hall stars instead. It fell on evil days—crumbling brick façades hiding three families across three floors. During the war, the council requisitioned many of the houses for bombed-out families. The trees died, and the gardens were razed.

“South of the river was one vast slum when I arrived. When I fled Chelsea’s superficiality, the square was dilapidated, with shabby red-brick houses—homes for dockers and clerks—but every door stood open. Everybody knew everybody else. Materially, they had little, but they shared it when needed. Then the developers came, and with them came the barristers, judges, and MPs. That was when the doors shut. The young people drifted away, saying the square was not worth living in—it was dead. That is how we ended up with John Major.”

The houses went for millions now, but the Countess had not been tempted to sell. She could have died a millionaire, but preferred to live with her memories and pry into the lives of people she did not know… and who might have looked down on her, had it not been for her cheek and charisma.

When David arrived in the square, the Countess welcomed him as somebody who lived on her level. Shortly before he died, David’s uncle, William, had kicked out the previous tenants with a view to selling it. It was vacant when David discovered that the property now belonged to him.

But now the old woman had died.

It was good fortune that the Countess had resolutely refused to lock her front door. Joshua had gone looking for her and found the body slumped in a fireside armchair: a flute of flat champagne beside her and a dog-eared copy of Valley of the Dolls in her lap. He had panicked and gone running round to David, with no idea what to do.

Only the day before, David had made an unnerving discovery. The Countess had told him that he was not an Aries after all, but a Taurus. It had taken sixty-two years to learn the truth. But David, who normally paid little heed to astrology, realised that he preferred being a ram to a bull—it was better for a gay man, he suggested.

“A cusp baby,” the Countess commiserated, “and if it helps, you have adopted elements from each star sign.

“You do love a grand romance—you throw yourself into it, heart first, and breathe your partner in as though they were oxygen. But you bruise easily in love, my dear, and you’re far too quick to feel taken for granted. You’ve a weakness for strays as well—people from all walks, the straighter the better.”

“I do have a weakness for working-class boys,” David agreed. “And Joshua comes from a relatively poor family in Thamesmead.”

“Really?” said the Countess. “I had no idea. He speaks with such charm and dignity—and is incredibly handsome. And Thamesmead is perfectly lovely in the summer.”

“I met him when he was only twenty-one and working at Morrisons. For some reason, I was walking around the lake and came across him standing there, looking at the birds on the water. I found out later that he didn’t know one bird from another—except when we were talking about cocks. He had been cruising for a shag, which he didn’t get, but we talked. I pointed out that Thamesmead had been the setting for A Beautiful Thing, which turned out to be his favourite film. Eighteen years later, here we are.”

The Countess had not finished.

“You may have secret love affairs or fall in love with someone who is quite unavailable to you.”

“That’s not true.” David had been a bit too quick to reply, and the Countess raised her eyes, because she had not, for one minute, believed him.

David was thinking about Miles, his provincial friend, whom he had first met when the boy was eighteen. Putting Joshua aside, he had spent the last eight years trying to seduce Miles, but had failed at every attempt. Unknown to Joshua, David had once fallen in love with Miles. It was never reciprocated, but that feeling never changed. Miles was only interested if you happened to be a good-looking French or Italian boy—certainly not somebody like David.

“Are we referring to Freddie, dear?” the Countess asked.

Freddie lived in Hammersmith and was the same age as Miles, but his eccentricities annoyed David—not least his tendency to point out dead people whom he claimed to see at the most inappropriate times. Once, David had slept with him, and Freddie had told him that there was an old woman sitting knitting at the bottom of the bed. He had also ingratiated himself with the Countess because he claimed that a family friend had used his name for a character in The Archers. That had gone down extremely well, because she listened to the programme without fail.

“The last time that I saw Freddie,” she laughed, “he suggested that there was the presence of two dead women—Christine and Hannah—who once ran a brothel here. I talk to them all the time now, and suggest that far worse things have happened in my time.”

“It is definitely not Freddie,” said David, “and I would appreciate it if you did not repeat that to Joshua.”

“Because Venus represents attraction, and the twelfth house is associated with the feet,” she said, “your feet may be especially attractive—and have erogenous zones!”

He had turned his nose up.

David and Joshua headed home and passed the Countess’s house, which stood in darkness.

“I wonder what will happen to the house,” Joshua speculated.

“Well,” said David, “she must have had a will, and I suppose everything will go to her family.”

They were both aware that the Countess had fallen out with her three children, and only one of her grandsons, Owen, ever visited her. The two of them had known him as a young teenager and knew that he did much of the maintenance work around the house, though there were difficulties the Countess had often fretted over.

“If Owen gets everything,” Joshua mused, “it could prove interesting.”

David thought that Owen had grown into a striking young man, but conveniently overlooked that he suffered from a severe case of ADHD, which made him prone to violent bouts of temper.

“He would most likely sell it and become fabulously wealthy,” he suggested.

David knew that the Countess was of sound mind and that she had deliberately led her family to believe that she suffered from delusions—among them that she saw thousands of long-tailed birds clinging to a tree in her back garden, that the other trees were covered in hundreds of cats, and that dead dogs with fiery eyes lived beneath the bushes.

“At least it stops them visiting a crazy woman,” she had laughed.

“Whoever it is left to will find it contested,” David added, “because they will say that the Countess was of unsound mind when she made it.”

“Maybe she was deranged,” Joshua decided. “She often claimed that all sorts of famous people visited her at one time or another. She once told me a magnificent story about Vivienne Westwood, David Bowie, and Marc Bolan coming to tea—and that they ended up bouncing along the street on great big orange balls.”

Space hoppers,” David implied. “I had one when I was a small child in the 1970s. Did you know that Russell Harty was also a personal friend of the Countess?”

David knew that Joshua would not know who Russell Harty was.

“What was he famous for?”

“Sexual escapades with much younger men,” David replied, “and for hosting chat shows on television.”

David had met him once, when he had still been young enough to turn heads in the street. Harty had just returned from Paris, where he had lunched with Nureyev and Charlotte Rampling at the British Embassy. He made small talk, and David was disappointed that this brief encounter on Greek Street had not led to anything more. Still, it had been enough for him to brag about at Comptons.

A few months later, Harty was dead, having suffered liver failure—a result of hepatitis.

“The Countess knew everyone, or said she did. And now there’s no one left to confirm it.”

“That’s the problem,” said Joshua. “Did these encounters actually happen? Was she connected, or just a brilliant bullshitter? I often wonder the same about some of your stories.”

That last comment hurt David.

“Everything I tell you is true.”

“But nothing ever seems to happen to me. The Countess knew famous people. And you’ve done things—wild things—that make my existence seem ordinary.”

“The older you get, what once seemed ordinary suddenly becomes fascinating. We all look back and realise that we did something special.”

The funeral was due to take place the following Friday. The cortège would leave Cleaver Square at lunchtime and travel to Lambeth Crematorium, where a short service would take place before she was handed over to the devil.

Joshua unlocked the door and turned to David. “Do you think we’ll see anybody famous at the funeral?”

“Probably not,” David replied.

Charlie: The Promise of Paris – Partie 1

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Paris in the spring. The city had emerged from winter into blooming flowers, mild air, and sudden rain showers. Not like England, where winter still clung stubbornly to everything.

If I returned to Paris, Charlie had insisted that he should be the one to take me. It was the city where he had grown up, where his family still lived. But to Charlie’s frustration, he had not been able to come. He had recently landed a job as a nightclub DJ—something he had wanted desperately and had then come to hate.

“No, Charlie, you’ve only been here a few weeks. You can’t take a holiday.”

His anger and frustration were matched only by my hidden delight.

“You cannot go to Paris without me,” Charlie had pleaded.

“It is work, not pleasure,” I told him, adopting a serious tone. “I’m being paid to write about an art gallery.” It was an elaborate lie.

“But you’re not an art expert. I would have been able to tell you what is good and what is bad.”

I shrugged this off, quietly pleased at my good fortune.

“There’s no choice in the matter. I must go, and that’s that.”

Before I left, Charlie looked me straight in the eye.

“You must promise that you won’t see Thomas.”

“Charlie, I’m going to be busy. I won’t have time to see anyone—least of all Thomas.”

He was not placated.

“Promise me. Cross your heart that you’ll have no contact with him.”

“I promise I won’t see Thomas,” I lied. “Cross my heart and hope to die.”

Thomas was Charlie’s older brother, of dubious parentage, and I had met him only once, years earlier, when he stayed at our apartment for a few days. Charlie was convinced that Thomas had tried to seduce me.

That part was true.

Nothing had happened, but Thomas had left an impression.

We messaged each other regularly. More accurately, we flirted—quite shamelessly—and Charlie had no idea.

It was the same with Bianchi in Verona. Charlie had no idea that he existed either.

I climbed the steps from the Métro at Rue du Bac and found the bar on Boulevard Saint-Germain. Bar Dieudonné stood on a corner, occupying the first two floors of a traditional Haussmann building. A striped, blue awning ran along the façade, beneath which stainless-steel tables and matching chairs spilled onto the pavement. A handful of people sat outside, lingering over drinks.

This was the bar that Thomas managed, though I couldn’t see him. A young waiter took my order and raised his eyebrows slightly when I asked for a café crème—it was well into the afternoon.

I have always thought the best parts of this neighbourhood were the little streets that slipped away from Boulevard Saint-Germain: narrow cobbled lanes with outdoor cafés and dusty curio shops. But there was no work to do, and there would be plenty of time for wandering. For now, I sat back and watched the passing crowds—bohemians and tourists alike—talking loudly, smiling, drifting past in loose, cheerful hordes.

A small Algerian boy approached and held out his hand.

My French is about as good as my Italian, and I struggled for something to say. In the end I muttered “fuck off,” which only earned me a puzzled look. I waved him away instead, and he slunk back into the crowd, looking dejected.

I assumed I must be close to the house where Jean‑Paul Marat, one of the more notorious figures of the French Revolution, had been stabbed to death while writing in his bath. Yet this elegant corner of the 6th arrondissement had attracted many other ghosts over the years—Oscar Wilde, Charles Baudelaire, Ernest Hemingway, Jean‑Paul Sartre, and Simone de Beauvoir, among countless others. Shadows from earlier lives, but still somehow present.

A pair of hands suddenly covered my eyes from behind.

“Ah,” a voice said. “I see my intended lover has finally arrived.”

It was Thomas—tall, slender, delicate, with skin as pale as snow. A baseball cap hid most of his blond hair, which seemed to have been cut short. He kissed me lightly on both cheeks and then pulled me into a hug that felt surprisingly strong for someone with such an elegant frame.

“I hope my brother isn’t hiding somewhere, ready to appear and ruin everything.”

“I’m alone,” I said, “though Charlie has an uncanny ability to know everything that goes on—even when he isn’t there.”

Thomas sat opposite me and smiled, revealing perfect white teeth.

A small pang of guilt drifted through me.

“Where does Charlie think you’re staying?”

“An Airbnb,” I replied. “That way he won’t be able to track me down quite so easily.”

For a moment I wondered what I was doing here. Why was I willing to jeopardise everything with Charlie?

There was only one honest answer: sex.

My friend Levi says I have an addiction to it, and he may be right. On the Eurostar to Paris I had looked up the symptoms, and the similarities with my own life had been unsettling: continuing despite knowing the consequences; using it as a coping mechanism for something missing; an inability to control the urges; risky behaviour; escaping shame through sex; living a secret life to hide things from partners; compulsive pornography; confusing sexual attraction with intimacy.

The list had felt uncomfortably familiar.

I loved Charlie, and I had good reason to believe that he loved me. He was the perfect pin-up boy—French, handsome, with a body people envied. Everyone said they were jealous of us. The perfect couple.

Yet I also knew that Charlie would happily sleep with anyone who offered, while somehow maintaining an aversion to sleeping with me. That hurt more than I cared to admit. It was an awkward conversation we had both avoided.

Which meant I was always looking elsewhere.

Charlie, I suspected, probably was too.

Thomas, I decided, was the next closest thing to sleeping with Charlie. The same genes, the same beauty—though expressed differently. He possessed an allure that was quieter, more evocative.

And impossible to ignore.

“I must work until late,” he said, “but you can stay in my rooms upstairs.”

I slung my bag over my shoulder and followed him through a large doorway beside the bar. We climbed several flights of marble stairs, the walls decorated with faded mosaic patterns, until we reached his door.

“I should apologise,” Thomas said as he unlocked it. “My rooms are untidy. I’m not as particular as Charlie.”

He wasn’t exaggerating.

The place reminded me of the many student apartments I had visited over the years—not dirty exactly, but nothing seemed to belong anywhere.

The main room was dominated by an enormous television fixed to the wall. Beneath it sat what could only be described as a gaming command centre, surrounded by controllers, headsets, and cables. A huge brown leather sofa occupied the middle of the room.

Unopened boxes were stacked in three corners, while the fourth had become a kind of tech graveyard—a tangled nest of charging cables, old headphones, and abandoned power banks. The window ledges were crowded with pot plants, some thriving, others clearly beyond saving.

The small kitchen counters were cluttered with dishes and coffee mugs—clean, but apparently without a cupboard willing to receive them. In one corner sat the remains of several breakfasts: croissants, chocolatines, pain aux raisins, brioche, alongside fresh bread, ground coffee, and hot chocolate.

It seemed Thomas lived almost entirely on whatever the pâtisserie across the street happened to produce.

The bedroom was no better.

A floordrobe of clean and discarded clothes spread across the wooden floor. He had adopted the “bare mattress” aesthetic: no sheets, the bed unmade, pillows scattered in all directions except where they were meant to be.

“Throw your bag in here,” he said casually. “Like I warned you—it’s a bit of a mess.”

The bathroom was clean, though untidy. Half-empty bottles of shower gel and shampoo lined the edge of the shower, alongside an assortment of deodorants and colognes. Toothpaste tubes lay scattered near the sink. Two toothbrush holders stood side by side, each containing a single toothbrush.

The toilet and bidet had been recently cleaned with pine disinfectant, and a full roll of ‘papier toilette’ had been folded into an elegant point, as if in a luxury hotel.

The illusion was spoiled, however, by the pile of discarded cardboard tubes that had accumulated beside the waste bin.

I had the impression that Thomas wanted to impress in certain places, though for the most part the effort had fallen short.

The contrast between the way Thomas and Charlie lived could hardly have been greater. Still, I wasn’t too concerned. I had stayed in places far worse than this.

Charlie had insisted that Thomas had a girlfriend, although the tone of Thomas’s messages to me had suggested otherwise. Flirty, flirty French boy.

But one small detail gave me pause: the two separate toothbrushes.

Almost as if he had read my thoughts, Thomas chose that moment to complicate matters.

“My girlfriend, Ambre, will be along later,” he said nonchalantly. “She’s bringing my friend Léo with her. They’ve promised to take you out this afternoon.”

I was left alone and cleared a small space for my neatly folded clothes. There would be no confusion about what belonged to whom. I also placed my own toothbrush beside the others.

That meant there were now three toothbrushes in the bathroom.

I made myself a strong coffee and waited for the arrival of Ambre and Léo.

They arrived in a burst of energy. Like Thomas and Charlie, their English was excellent, and although they often slipped into French when speaking to each other, they were careful to translate whatever they had said.

Ambre was a slim brunette who seemed to radiate personality. Bright and bubbly, she swept through the rooms with an effortless charm that felt distinctly French.

Léo, by comparison, was quieter.

He looked about twenty: dark-haired, reasonably handsome, with the faint beginnings of a moustache that might have taken months to achieve.

“Thomas was right,” Ambre said with a wink. “You are a very handsome homo boy. So, we must take you to Le Marais and let our boys decide for themselves.”

I couldn’t quite tell whether Léo was gay or not, but he appeared perfectly happy to be included in the plan.

They were easy to get along with, and before long it felt as though we had known each other for years. We wandered through several crowded bars, drinking pastis and mimosas, before eventually stopping at Joe le Sexy—a shop that might best be described as a kinky gay boutique, selling everything from books to toys and explicit magazines.

Ambre bought several bottles of Rush poppers and dropped them into a brown paper bag that did little to disguise where they had come from.

Léo grew visibly embarrassed when I began leafing through several issues of Le Pénis, a magazine that contained exactly what its title suggested. He peered over my shoulder, offering approving or disapproving noises depending on the size and shape of the appendage on display.

Up to this point I had become so caught up in the carefree afternoon that I hadn’t checked my phone. When I finally glanced at it in the shop, several messages from Charlie were waiting.

They followed a familiar pattern: polite curiosity slowly hardening into anxiety once I hadn’t replied.

“Where are you?”

“Did you find the art gallery?”

“What are you doing this afternoon?”

“Answer me.”

“Make sure you do not go to find Thomas.”

I carefully composed a reply.

“All good, Charlie. Found the gallery. Busy talking. Call you later x”

Almost immediately a thumb-up appeared

I felt strangely comfortable with the small fiction I had created. The sunshine had put me in a carefree mood, and the alcohol had washed away any lingering doubts that I might be behaving like a bit of a skank.

When I put my phone away, Léo was still browsing through Le Pénis. I rested my chin lightly on his shoulder, and he seemed perfectly content for me to share the explicit photographs with him. He smelled faintly of Bleu de Chanel and something musky beneath it.

I decided that I really did like French boys.

He turned the pages idly, but suddenly something caught my eye, and I stopped him at once.

“What is it?” Léo asked.

“Turn back a few pages.”

He flipped slowly through the magazine until I told him to stop.

I froze.

Léo stared at the page, trying to understand what had unsettled me.

Unsettled wasn’t quite the word. It felt more like a bomb going off.

“I can’t believe it,” I said quietly. “These are photographs of Charlie.”

Léo looked puzzled. I later forgave him for not recognising him—he had apparently never met him—but there was no doubt in my mind.

Several glossy colour images showed Charlie completely naked, proudly demonstrating that this magazine truly deserved its title. In Charlie’s case, it might more accurately have been called Grandiose Le Pénis.

The penis was magnificent.

A rush of conflicting sensations flooded through me. Mortification. Confusion. Disbelief.

And anger—enough to make me want to tear someone’s head off.

“Fuck me, Léo,” I muttered. “That’s my boyfriend.”

“What are you saying?”

“I’m saying that this enormous dick shouldn’t be in here.”

Léo didn’t seem to know how to respond and called Ambre over for support. He spoke rapidly in French while she gave short replies that sounded increasingly disapproving.

“Let me see,” she said.

Léo held up the magazine while she studied the photographs of Charlie, although what this was meant to accomplish remained unclear to me.

“And you did not know?” she asked.

“No!” I snapped.

“Maybe it is AI,” she suggested thoughtfully. “Maybe this zizi does not belong to him. Maybe it has been… enhanced.”

“The point isn’t the size of his dick,” I said. “The point is that he’s showing it in a magazine—especially when…”

I stopped myself.

“Especially when what?” Léo asked.

“Especially when I have absolutely no idea what size his dick is,” I said. “Because I’ve never seen it.”

Ambre and Léo exchanged a quick glance. Neither seemed to know what they were supposed to say.

“Ça va aller,” Ambre said gently. “We must speak with Thomas. Perhaps he knows something about this. I will call him now.”

She stepped outside the shop and spoke quickly into her phone.

“Poor thing,” said Léo softly.

Ambre returned a few minutes later, slightly out of breath.

“I spoke with Thomas. He knows nothing about it.”

By that point I had slipped into a strange kind of numb shock.

Ambre bought the offending issue of Le Pénis and dropped it into the same brown bag that already contained the bottles of poppers.

“And now,” she announced firmly, “we are going to find another bar and get you extremely drunk.”

But a Heaviness Lingers in his Limbs

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Harry Oldham is writing a novel based on his criminal and sordid past. To do so, he has returned to live at Park Hill, where he grew up, and the place that he once left behind. That was then and this is now, in which the old world collides with the new. (Parts 1 to 20 are available to read in the menu)

Perfectly Hard and Glamorous – Part 21

March 1985

Ice cream was the reason that Paolo came to Sheffield. He was born at Montescaglioso in the Province of Matera; his father from an ice-cream making family and his mother the only daughter of a farmer. Like a lot of Italian families, they believed that opportunities existed elsewhere. His father, Giovanni, decided that Sheffield might be the best place but perhaps hadn’t realised that the city already had generations of Italian ice-cream sellers. Paolo was two years old when the family settled in England. Being around Italian parents meant that he still had his native accent.

“I wasn’t sure when it was that I realised I preferred boys to girls,” Paolo told me. “But one thing was certain and that was that I must never tell my mother and father. If news ever got back to Italy, then I would become an outcast. Gay boys and Catholicism are frowned upon even though they are known for practising in secret”

We were taking advantage that his parents had returned to Montescaglioso for a holiday. Paolo had wanted me to stay with him for the two week duration and I had been only too willing. We were in his narrow bed facing the crucifix that hung by a nail on the wall. His sheets were crisp and clean and smelt of lavender that showed that his mother took her household chores seriously. Better than my own mother did. We were both naked; Paolo faced the door as though somebody might walk in; I pressed up against his glowing body and licked the tiny black curls on his neck. His body throbbed with pleasure.

“I suppose that we’re both in a similar position,” I suggested. “Can you imagine how people would react if they found out that I was a bum bandit?”

“And a good one at that,” he moaned. “We do what we love.”

The situation was irrational. We had somehow managed to separate our nightly debaucheries from the moments when we were alone together. Our employment with the Rufus Gang meant that I was expected to deflower Paolo in front of an audience almost every night. Hordes of lecherous men cheered as we went through the motions. But these exhibitions had become mechanical, devoid of feeling. Our love was not something meant to be shared with strangers. Our resentment for the crowd only deepened when they demanded to do the same to each of us in turn.

Everything changed when we were alone. Then we could show our love as it was meant to be. But such opportunities were rare. We both still lived at home, and the chance to share a bed was frustratingly uncommon. Most of the time we met in a secluded corner of the park, sitting close together until darkness fell. Once night came, we could never seem to get enough of each other.

“It was always you that I wanted,” Paolo said.

“You only liked the idea of a bad boy,” I replied. “Someone who was always getting into trouble. Someone you thought you’d never stand a chance of having.”

“But I did, didn’t I?”

“Yeah,” I said. “You did. In the end.”

“When did you realise that you loved me?”

I thought about the conversation at June’s kitchen table.

“It was the moment that June told me that I had fallen in love. Before that I’d resisted any suggestion and thought that I liked girls because they all seemed to fall in love with me. Not Andy. Not Jack. Always me. But I was bored with it all. The thought of sex bored me. But then something strange happened. And then I remembered the time when Frank Smith made us kiss each other on that bench. Something snapped that night. I’d kissed a guy and something inside me stirred. I didn’t know what it was and struggled to understand it.”

Paolo turned and kissed me on the lips.

“Any regrets?”

“What do you think?”

“Ah, that is a good answer. You are my man, Harry.”

I squeezed him hard.

“I’ve been thinking,” he said. “Maybe we should go on holiday. I’d like to take you to my hometown in Italy.”

The suggestion caught me off guard.

“Is that a good idea?”

“Why not? We’ve made plenty of money. We should spend some of it. Go somewhere we don’t have to keep looking over our shoulders. And you’ll like Italy.”

“I’m not sure,” I said. “Where would we stay? What would your family think?”

“We could book a hotel.”

Even so, I had my reservations. The farthest I’d ever travelled was Ingoldmells with the boys, and that had ended badly: a fight with a group of lads from Nottingham and a night in a Lincolnshire police cell. The thought of going abroad unnerved me. There was also the small matter that I didn’t have a passport.

But what would you tell your parents?” I asked.

“Harry, we need to get away and spend some time on our own.”

Another problem occurred to me then. What would I tell Andy and Jack? We’d always done everything together. If they heard I was going on holiday, they’d expect to come along. And I couldn’t tell them I was travelling with Paolo.

As far as they were concerned, Paolo didn’t exist.

The thought hung between us like an elephant in the room.

“I’ll think about it,” I told him, before leaning over and licking his ear.

*****

For weeks afterwards I wrestled with the problem. I knew that, sooner or later, the day of reckoning would come. I just hadn’t expected it to arrive the way it did.

We were playing pool at Penny Black. I was lining up a shot when I saw Billy Mason walk in with something tucked under his arm.

“Fuck,” I muttered.

I fluffed the shot and passed the cue to Jack.

“Don’t look now, boys,” I said quietly, “but look who’s just walked in.”

They both turned immediately.

“Who the fuck are we looking at?” Andy asked.

Then it dawned on me: they only knew Billy Mason by reputation, not by sight.

“I think we should leave,” I said.

Andy set his pint down on the edge of the pool table.

“We’re not going anywhere.”

Jack sank his shot and wandered over to sit down, but I was already planning a hasty exit. Billy seemed to know half the people in the place and spent a few minutes chatting to them. I hoped he hadn’t noticed us.

Then, the next minute, he came walking over—smiling, easy, friendly.

In our world, when a man walked up like that, you braced yourself for the worst.

Andy rolled his shoulders and clenched his fists. Jack got to his feet and began prowling around the table. I tightened my grip on the cue—something that could pass for a weapon if it came to it.

Three against one. Easy.

Except that every other cunt in the place would be on Billy’s side.

“Boys, boys, boys,” he said lightly. “Easy on it.”

Billy gave me a quick nod, but I didn’t return it.

“Harry,” he laughed. “Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”

I said nothing.

“Let me guess,” he went on. “This must be Andy and Jack. I’ve heard plenty about you both, though we haven’t had the pleasure.”

“Who the fuck are you?” Jack asked.

“Billy Mason,” he said. “I thought Harry might have mentioned that he and I recently became acquainted.”

Andy and Jack turned to look at me, puzzled.

“I did a nice little number on him a few weeks ago,” Billy added cheerfully. “Call it payback for the trouble you lads caused my girl.”

Andy seemed to grow an inch or two and stepped forward.

“Don’t try anything,” Billy warned calmly. “There are men in here. Not boys who only think they are.”

“Get the fuck out of our faces,” Andy snapped. His expression was dark—partly because Billy Mason and his lot could wreck us if they wanted to, and partly, perhaps, because there were things I hadn’t told him.

Billy only smiled.

“I’m sure you know I’m a big man in Sheffield,” he said. “I don’t take kindly to people messing with me.”

“That robbery was ages ago,” Jack said.

Billy’s smile faded.

“Oh yes,” he said quietly. “It was. But in my line of work, it pays to remember the people who’ve caused you trouble.” He paused, then shrugged. “Still, I’m not here to settle old scores. Far from it. Let bygones be bygones.”

I’d been so caught up in the moment that I hadn’t noticed what he’d been carrying under his arm. Then he dropped my black Adidas bag onto the table.

“I’m only returning lost property,” he said casually. “I believe this belongs to you, Harry.”

I froze.

“Shall we check that nothing’s missing?”

I lunged for it, but Billy was quicker.

“Oh no,” he said brightly. “I insist we make sure.”

Before I could stop him, he tipped the bag over and began emptying the contents across the table. When he’d finished, he held it upside down to show it was empty, then let it fall to the floor.

My mind was racing. Everything was spread out in front of us. I thought about walking away, but I knew that would only raise more questions.

Andy and Jack edged closer to Billy, though not in any threatening way. They were too busy staring at what lay on the table.

Several tubes of KY jelly—some half used, some still sealed. Two bottles of baby oil. A couple of pairs of clean boxer shorts, and one dirty pair. A grubby T-shirt. A small bottle of poppers.

And a cock ring.

Billy looked straight at me.

“What a curious collection, Harry.”

Now it was Andy and Jack’s turn to look at me. Neither of them spoke. Andy frowned, his brow creasing with confusion. Jack held my gaze for a few seconds, then looked down at the floor.

Billy looked smug.

“Isn’t it funny,” he said to the others, “the things we don’t know about our friends? If I didn’t know better, I might think these belonged to someone who’s a bit of a woofter.”

“Fuck you, Billy,” I shot back. “You’ve planted those to make me look bad. I swear I’ll get my own back.”

It sounded plausible enough, and I thought I might salvage something from the wreckage.

“Yeah, that’s right,” Andy said quickly. “You’d do anything to settle a score. Harry’s not a bum-bandit. Not even close. I suggest you piss off now, because you’re starting to get on my nerves.”

He picked up his pint, drained it in one go, then held the empty glass loosely in his hand.

“Leave,” Jack said, taking the cue from me. He gripped it by the thin end, ready to swing.

“Thought you might say that,” said Billy calmly. “But before I go, there’s something else you ought to know.”

I fixed him with a stare, daring him to say another word.

“You see,” he continued, “there are other things you don’t know about Harry. Me? I know everything. I’ve got eyes and ears everywhere.”

“Go on then,” Andy said.

“Well, for starters, Harry’s in cahoots with a copper. Lucky for you, really. Thanks to him you only got a slap on the wrist for that robbery.”

“And?”

Billy smiled.

“The next bit’s a little delicate, isn’t it, Harry? I’m guessing he hasn’t told you what he gets up to in other people’s houses.” He blew me a kiss. “Handsome Harry’s quite the favourite with the blokes.”

He gestured lazily at the things spread across the table.

“And I suppose all this rather proves the point, doesn’t it?”

Andy and Jack said nothing.

“You’re a fat bastard, Billy,” I said.

By then I didn’t care if he beat the shit out of me. He’d already done enough damage. Getting knocked unconscious almost seemed like the better option. All I could think was: why me?

“I’ll be off then, boys.”

Billy turned as if to leave, then paused.

“Oh—nearly forgot. How’s your Italian boyfriend, Harry?”

Andy smashed the empty glass down on the pool table.

“So long, fellas,” Billy called over his shoulder. “And watch your arses while Harry’s around.”

*****

My head was resting in Paolo’s lap, the tip of his cock pressing against the side of my neck. He stroked my hair gently, his delicate fingers tracing the old scars that ran across my face.

“Andy and Jack went to the bar and bought themselves drinks. Not for me.

“While they sat there staring, I gathered everything from the table and stuffed it back into the bag. That was the worst part of it all—the silence. Not one fucking word.

“In the end I left them sitting in the Penny Black and came straight here.”

“Povero ragazzo mio,” he murmured softly. “Ti amo.”

I didn’t understand but it had a soothing effect.

I’d disturbed Paolo on one of the few nights that we weren’t working. The Golden Girls played out in front of us. He’d turned the sound down low. He drank strong coffee from a tiny cup and offered me some. It tasted vile but I wasn’t Italian.

“I’m finished, Paolo. I’ll never be able to show my face again and I’ve probably lost my two best friends.”

He made shushing sounds.

“And now it’s got to stop.”

“What do you mean?” Paolo asked with concern.

“I’m going to tell Frank that we’re not doing it anymore. That shit has cost me everything.”

“But if we hadn’t done so, we would never have met.”

“There is that, but we have each other now. Honestly, Paolo, we’re in serious shit and we need to get out. We can go and live in Italy. We’ll get jobs. We’ll build new lives.”

Paolo didn’t respond. He was probably thinking the same as I was. It was never going to happen. But I had to think of somewhere that was as far away as possible.

The telephone rang.

Paolo got up to answer it.

“Pronto.” It appeared that anybody who rang here was going to be Italian. But then Paolo started speaking in English. “When? Where? I shall tell him. Arrivederci.”

“It was Frank,” he said. “He is looking for you and wants us to go to June’s house.”

My Week, For What It Was Worth

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On the boy delivering junk mail…
He stopped some distance from the door. He seemed like a prowling cat suddenly aware that there might be danger. He stayed still, contemplating whether to proceed or retreat. His eyes were nervous and suspicious. And I, standing almost naked in the doorway, smiled as if to say, “I might only be wearing yesterday’s dirty Calvin Klein’s but I’m no threat.” But he made his decision and turned away.

On the woman who told me…
“It was a long time ago. I was young and pregnant and very drunk. I went to a guy in Spain who agreed to give me a tattoo on my huge stomach. I chose that yellow, grinning, trippy smiling ‘acid’ face. After I gave birth it looked like a deflated balloon and I’ve had to live with it.”

On resolving Liam’s finances…
Liam the skater boy, who is short, cute, wears round glasses and has hairy legs. He told me that his girlfriend had moved out and now he was struggling to pay the rent. The briefest thought crossed my mind. I nearly suggested that he sell his body, and become my rent boy. But I didn’t. I remembered that I will not pay for sex until I am old.

On buying old homoerotic novels…
My compulsion to buy vintage homoerotic novels – The Loom of Youth, Despised and Rejected, Tell England. The age of innocence… or was it? Those intense male relationships that remained aesthetic, psychological, and slightly dangerous, rather than purely physical. The obsession with male beauty and youth. The internal conflict between desire and morality. The longing that could not be fulfilled.

On meeting the boy with the moustache…
The small skinny student with an angelic face who had grown a moustache. I hated it and resisted the urge to say so because I knew that he already lacked confidence. He, who couldn’t look me in the eye like he was ashamed of something. Who looked slightly scruffy in the careless way that hinted at potential—like a statue still hidden inside the stone.

On getting lots of messages…
Like naughty schoolboys sniggering at other people’s shortcomings, we trade a constant stream of nonsense and casual insults about the world around us. It is the only language we seem to share, the only ground we truly have in common. From boys to men—ten years of a love affair that never happened. And yet each message makes my heart sing, filling me with a fragile hope, and I find myself wondering whether, somewhere on the other end, he might be feeling the same.

On listening to David reminiscing…
An old song came on the radio: Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft. A sci-fi anthem about humanity attempting telepathic contact with extraterrestrial beings. I had never heard it before and mocked the corny American DJ intro.

David frowned. It turned out to be one of his favourites.

“Days at sea,” he said. “I think of a cloudy afternoon on a choppy Mediterranean, sailing from somewhere to somewhere. Feeding coins into a jukebox and drinking weak shandy from white plastic cups. Enough of it that we convinced ourselves we were drunk, though really it was just hormonal schoolboys egging one another on.

“It was a big hit for The Carpenters. Actually a cover of a song by a group called Klaatu, who people once claimed were The Beatles recording under a pseudonym. Absolute bollocks.”

When the Past Came Back as Tom

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Perfectly Hard and Glamorous – Part 20

March 2025
Do you ever look at someone and feel certain they remind you of somebody else? The maddening part is not knowing who.

It happened to me last night.

Tom was sprawled on the sofa watching South Park — a show which, until then, I had probably been the only person on the planet never to see. He lay there like he owned the place, which in a way he now did. He hadn’t officially moved in, but he’d managed it in that quiet, stealthy way that gave me no real moment to object.

He wore nothing but a T-shirt and a pair of black football shorts. His head rested in the cushions while one smooth leg hooked lazily over the back of the sofa so that his bare foot dangled in the air.

I had seen that posture before.

Somewhere.
Somehow.

I tried to place it, but nothing came.

“Why are you staring at me, Harry?”

“I’m not,” I lied.

There’s something you should know about Tom, though it probably won’t surprise you.

Shortly after Christmas he’d been arrested for dealing drugs. He spent his weekends drifting around the city-centre clubs selling small bags of cocaine and making what he called “decent money.” One night a CCTV camera caught him in the act and within minutes he was surrounded by police.

Unluckily for him it had been a quiet night. When they searched him they found quite a stash hidden in his underwear. After they relieved him of it, he spent the night in a cell and was told to expect a court summons.

According to Tom, he was only the middleman — which, as it turned out, made matters worse. The man above him was furious about the lost merchandise and decided Tom owed him for it. Before long there was a price on his head.

Not for the first time, Tom had shown up on my doorstep covered in blood.

That was when I discovered how deep his troubles really ran. Two men with baseball bats had beaten him black and blue and informed him that his services were no longer required.

That night Tom told me almost everything.

He said he couldn’t go home to Hillsborough — too many questions, too many explanations. Instead he took a long shower, wrapped himself in a towel, and eventually curled up in his usual place on the sofa.

Since then he’d only ventured outside during the day. Evenings were spent stretched out in front of the television.

So far I hadn’t objected.

I never gave him a hard time about it either. My own past had been far murkier than Tom’s, and I hoped that maybe the experience had taught him something.

If it had, good.
If not, I wasn’t exactly the man to lecture him.

I knew how he must have felt.

The memory came back suddenly — a night nearly forty years earlier.

I hadn’t thought about Billy Mason from Gleadless Valley in decades, but he evidently hadn’t forgotten me.

A few years before that night, the Geisha Boys had robbed cigarettes from an off-licence where Billy’s girlfriend worked. She’d been hurt in the scuffle while Andy and Jack had been arrested. Word eventually got back to Billy about who’d been involved.

Frank Smith — an unruly police sergeant who occasionally did us favours — managed to have the charges dropped. He warned Billy Mason to leave it alone.

But I still remembered Frank’s words.

“The trouble is,” he’d said, “I can’t trust him.”

Billy Mason was the hardest case in the Valley. I normally stayed well clear of the place, but on that particular night I’d been sent there to entertain someone in a maisonette.

No Paolo this time.

It was a comedown after some of the houses I’d visited. No Jaguars or Mercedes outside. Just battered Vauxhall Cavaliers and old Ford Escorts.

But by then the Rufus Gang controlled the city’s rent boys, and when they told you where to go, you went. There was no negotiating.

Before heading up there I called into the John O’Gaunt for a pint.

A stupid mistake, as it turned out.

I hadn’t realised it was Billy Mason’s local.

He spotted me at the bar and followed when I left. I wasn’t exactly sure where I was going and took a shortcut behind some garages.

Another mistake.

Ironically, the only man never actually implicated in the robbery was the one Billy chose to punish.

He smashed a bottle over my head.

While I lay on the ground he kicked and stamped on me until I cried out.

“Don’t let anyone say Billy Mason holds a grudge,” he told me. “That’s wrong. I just hurt them instead.”

Then he left me grovelling in the mud and nicked my bag — several tubes of KY jelly and a spare change of clothes inside.

My head was split open and everything hurt.

I never made it to the maisonette. I staggered miles back home instead.

And if meeting Billy Mason had been an ordeal, the aftermath was nearly worse.

The Rufus Gang were not impressed that I’d failed to turn up. They made their feelings known with another beating and a warning not to cross them again.

“I guess we’ve lived parallel lives,” I said to Tom.

He lay there in the half-light, his body half hidden in shadow.

And then it hit me.

Hard.

Harder than I could have imagined.

“Tell me about yourself, Tom.”

“I’ve told you. There’s nothing to tell.”

“Tell me about your family.”

“What?” He sat up quickly. His face went pale.

Game over.

“What’s this really been about?”

“I don’t know what you mean,” he muttered.

Memories flashed in my head. Old anger. Old violence.

I grabbed him by the throat and shoved him back against the sofa.

He tried to push me away but I was stronger. I pinned him down, my knee digging into his groin.

I wanted to hurt him.

I tightened my grip as he gasped for breath.

“I’ve been so fucking stupid!”

His blue eyes filled with tears. That was confirmation enough.

Just before he lost consciousness I released him.

Instead of fighting back he collapsed into sobs, choking for air, snot running down his nose as he tried to breathe.

I stood over him.

“Tell me who your dad is.”

He couldn’t answer at first. He just curled away, crying. I doubted the tough little bastard had cried in front of anyone before.

Eventually I sat in the chair opposite and waited.

“I’m sorry, Harry,” he whimpered.

“Jack will eat no fat, and Harry no lean. Yet between them both Harry licks Jack’s ass clean.”

I watched him closely.

“Why didn’t you tell me your dad was Jack?”

Tom stared at his feet, fiddling with his toes — something he always did when he was nervous.

“Jack’s the same age as me,” I continued quietly. “Which means he had you late.”

Tom nodded.

“I’m the youngest,” he said. “Got a brother and two sisters.”

I shook my head.

“I’m struggling to understand this. Why all the cloak-and-dagger stuff?”

“My dad knew you were back in Sheffield. He wanted to know why.”

“Why didn’t he ask me himself?”

Tom shrugged helplessly.

“You’ll have to ask him that.”

“And it wasn’t an accident you ended up here?”

“No.”

“Was it planned?”

He nodded again.

“He wanted me to get to know you.”

I laughed bitterly.

“And I fell for it.”

“But why now?” I asked. “We haven’t seen each other in forty years.”

“A few years ago my dad showed me your books,” Tom said. “That’s how I knew who you were. He’d read them all. Said he used to know you, but whenever I asked how he’d change the subject.”

Jack reading books? I struggled to imagine it.

“Did he tell you why I left Sheffield?”

“No. Just that the Geisha Boys turned their backs on you.”

I sighed.

“When I needed my friends most, they fucked me off,” I said simply.

Tom studied the floor before speaking again.

“There’s something else you don’t know. My dad missed you more than you think. Maybe it was guilt. I don’t know.”

“Bollocks,” I said.

“I’m serious. He wanted me to find out if you were okay.”

I lit a cigarette and handed him one. His hands shook as he tried to light it.

“I told him you were doing well,” Tom continued. “That you were writing about the past.”

“And?”

“He looked… sad.”

That caught me off guard.

“I loved your dad,” I admitted quietly. “I loved Andy too. But Jack more.”

Tom listened without interrupting.

“He had everything going for him. Handsome. Charismatic. Brilliant footballer. I even dated his sister for a while just to stay close to him.”

Tom raised an eyebrow.

“So you fancied him?”

“Yes,” I said. “Though I didn’t understand it at the time. Things were different back then.”

We talked until the early hours.

For me it felt like a revelation. For Tom it was a relief not to lie anymore.

Eventually he settled back onto the sofa while I went to bed, though sleep refused to come.

Too many thoughts.

Too many memories.

Some time later the bedroom door creaked open and Tom slipped in beside me.

I turned away.

“Are you still mad at me?” he asked quietly.

“I don’t know,” I said. “But I’m glad the truth’s out.”

After a pause I added:

“Your job was done months ago. Yet you’re still here. Doesn’t Jack find it strange you’re never home?”

Tom hesitated.

“I told him I was staying with my girlfriend.”

“The mysterious girlfriend.”

“Yeah… about that.”

“You haven’t been staying with her, have you?”

“No.”

“Why keep coming here?”

He took a long breath.

“There never was a girlfriend, Harry. But you probably guessed that.”

I didn’t answer.

“I kept coming back because I felt safe here,” he said. “And… I liked being around you. After a while it just felt normal.”

I could hear the nervousness in his voice.

“I guess I hoped it could stay like this.”

I sighed.

“When I came back to Sheffield I wanted peace and quiet,” I said. “But I’ve enjoyed having you around.”

Tom shifted closer.

“I really need a hug right now,” he murmured.

I turned and wrapped an arm around him.

He pressed into my shoulder, warm and solid, his breath brushing my cheek.

For a moment he felt like Jack.

But he wasn’t Jack.

He was his son.

And the feeling was both wonderful and deeply wrong.

“There’s something else,” Tom said after a moment.

“Go on.”

He groaned softly.

“God, this is awkward.”

“Spit it out.”

He took another breath.

“I think… I sort of fell in love with you.”

I laughed quietly.

“So what you’re saying is you’re a faggot after all.”

Tom snorted.

“Oi. I’m supposed to be the one calling you that.”

“That’s how it works,” I replied. “Takes one to know one.”

That was all it took.

We fell asleep wrapped around each other, waking every now and then just to confirm it wasn’t a dream.

For me it felt like something I’d wanted for years without realising.

For Tom it was the beginning of his first real love affair.

When morning came I discovered I couldn’t move because his arm was wrapped firmly around me.

I tried to shift.

He held tighter.

“Tom,” I said.

“Mmm?”

“Let go.”

“Where are you going?”

“I need to get up.”

“Stay a bit longer,” he mumbled, kissing my cheek.

“I have to write.”

“Write what?”

“The rest of my book.”

He opened one eye.

“And when it’s finished?”

“I want you to read it,” I said.

“Why me?”

“Because the ending matters.”

I looked at him carefully.

“Only when you read the ending will you understand everything.”

The Better Boy Problem

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Pepperoni Passion.
BBQ Chicken Bliss.

“I don’t get you,” said the boy behind the counter. “You’ve already got a great boyfriend.”

“But there’s always someone better.”

He looked at me.

“Is there? From where I’m standing, this new guy’s a loser.”

Pause.

“You’re the only one who thinks he isn’t.”

Hot Honey Dough Balls?

Charlie – On Films, Subtitles, and Temper

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There is a new film director in our apartment. Not literally, of course. But after seeing Kleber Mendonça Filho’s The Secret Agent at the cinema, we discovered that MUBI was showing a small collection of his earlier films. Trust Charlie to want to watch Aquarius, which—naturally—wasn’t among them.

The thing about Charlie is that he never gives up. He eventually found it on the Internet Archive, only to be dismayed that it was in Portuguese. He tried to locate English or French subtitles, but to no avail. The other thing about Charlie is that he is impatient.

I wrestled the TV remote from him and began investigating for myself. This was not what he wanted. “Give it back,” he ordered. “You’re wasting my time now.”

Call me childish, sulky—perhaps simply bad-tempered—but I had what can only be described as an adult tantrum. I threw the remote into his lap and stormed off to bed.

The next morning, Charlie went for the César Award. “I was frightened,” he claimed. “You threw the remote at my head. I believe I may even have been unconscious for a while.”

Charlie – The Comfort of Anonymity

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February ended with an odd remark from Charlie.

“I searched online,” he said, “and found no evidence that you have ever written anything.”

In one sense this was reassuring. I write under an assumed name, after all. Yet it was also unsettling, because the remark revealed that Charlie had been looking. If he were ever to find my work, he might not appreciate how frequently he appears in it.

He forgets that I am blocked from viewing his Instagram page, though that obstacle proved easily solved with a hastily created fake profile.

“Some people prefer to remain anonymous,” I told him.

Charlie cannot understand this. The French boy dreams of fame and dabbles in anything that might propel him towards it. I, on the other hand, prefer the safety of obscurity.

My friend David, a successful author, has written under a nom de plume for decades. As he once explained, “If I knew a book would succeed, I’d happily publish it under my real name. But writers are haunted by failure. Imagine the shame of having that failure attached to the real you.”

I have never had the heart to tell him that his real identity can be discovered by anyone, anywhere in the world.

Charlie might have uncovered my secret already, had he possessed a little more information. A few weeks ago I typed the titles of several of my stories into Google. To my alarm, an AI assistant suggested that they might have been written by me. It had linked three titles to Spotify playlists of the same name on my profile. I quickly changed the account name, but the episode left me with an uneasy realisation: artificial intelligence will always be a few steps ahead of us.

Anonymity, it turns out, is fertile ground for paranoia.

Charlie later recommended that I watch a short film on YouTube.

“It is about a writer with a mental block,” he said, “who rents a summer house and becomes obsessed with a young boy on the beach.” Then he gave me a mischievous wink. “Watch it. It is very you.”

The film was Belgian. It followed Louis, an ageing writer who becomes fixated on Tommy, a young man who visits the beach each day with his girlfriend. The obsession rekindles Louis’s imagination, and in the novel he begins to write he conveniently drowns the girlfriend, leaving Tommy entirely to himself. At least, I think that is what happens. The ending leaves you uncertain whether the events belong to fiction or reality.

Charlie was right. It was “very me”, in the sense that I often begin with a person and build a story around them. What Charlie did not know was how close that description came to the truth. I found myself wondering whether he had somehow hacked into my laptop.

“Why did you search for my work?” I asked.

He hesitated.

“Well,” he said eventually, “I am curious about what you are writing—and whether it is good.”

That was the dilemma. Long ago I realised that I depend on acceptance for survival, and that my writing might reveal far more of my inner life than I would ever willingly confess.

“I’m not sure I could face the shame of criticism,” I said. “Or the possibility of being exposed as incompetent.”

It was meant as an offhand remark, yet it revealed more than I intended.

I half expected reassurance, perhaps even encouragement. None came.

“I suppose we are all afraid that people might see our flaws,” Charlie said thoughtfully. Then he smiled.

“Except, of course, when you do not have any. Like me.”

The Untidy Desk

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“I adored everything about you: the way you looked, the way you talked, the way you smelt. I studied these small details with a kind of quiet devotion, as if they might one day explain you to me. But the untidy desk—a life carelessly arranged—suggested that we could never have been lovers.”

The Distance Between Brothers

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Image – Marc and Uri Carbonell at Two Management

Maxwell and Myles: two brothers, yet two entirely different temperaments.

Maxwell, the extrovert; Myles, the introvert.

Maxwell reserved only in appearance, Myles inwardly repressive.

Maxwell is confident where Myles is nervous.

Careless meets diligent.

Dominant faces the submissive.

The imaginative brother beside the one more firmly rooted.

An optimist paired with a pessimist.

Adventurousness set against caution.

All of it the quiet outcome of the genetic lottery: strands of DNA shuffled and recombined into millions of possible arrangements. From the same parents, yet never the same person. And then life intervenes—different encounters, different choices, different small accidents of experience.

What begins as chance becomes character.

What begins as similarity drifts toward contrast.

In the end, perhaps they also choose it—each brother carving out a separate niche, shaping himself in deliberate opposition to the other, until the distance between them feels almost inevitable.