Alfie is back. He turns up in the most surprising places and wants to sit and talk and show you the photos on his phone. Young Alfie, smooth-skinned, suntanned, and who flaunts himself in front of you. Mysterious little Alfie who makes you feel warm and good. But Alfie is young, and no matter how much I think he is attractive, I also think that little Alfie is just wanting someone older and stable to talk with. He is wrong because I’ll never be that person.