A lad called Alex
A Rotherham lad at that

A lad called Alex
Whose legs are perfect
And not bad for a Rotherham lad

And those legs
On a lad called Alex
Would be perfect to touch

But that lad called Alex
Who’s not a bad lad
A Rotherham lad with perfect legs
Has a girlfriend

I dream about that lad
A lad called Alex
A Rotherham lad
With perfect legs