The things I’ve read, said and heard this week…

ABOUT LIKING ATTENTION
JAKE NEVINS: How does it feel to be thirsted over by left-leaning gay men?
HARRY SISSON: Hahahaha well I’m personally straight so it’s not something that interests me, but I don’t hate! Thirst if you wanna thirst, I won’t stop you.

CHARLIE SHEEN ON HAVING SEX WITH MEN
“And in whatever chunks of time that I was off the pipe, trying to navigate that, trying to come to terms with it — ‘Where did that come from?… Why did that happen?’ — and then just finally being like, ‘So what?’ So what? Some of it was weird. A lot of it was fucking fun. And life goes on.”

TALKING WITH ETHAN
“How are you getting on with Leon? Do you like him?” Ethan asked. “Good, but not really my type.” He seemed exasperated. “You don’t recognise him?” “Nope,” was my honest answer. “Are you pissing with me?” I shook my head and made a face. “I’ve never seen the guy before.” “Does that mean that you talk like normal people?” “It does,” I replied. 

LISTENING TO ARTIE
“The picture’s painted, I’ve been denied, the artist couldn’t fit me in, there wasn’t room for me inside. What else can I do when someone doesn’t want you?” – Art Garfunkel singing When Someone Doesn’t Want You… brilliant!

ON LYING ABOUT AGE
“How old are you? Social media is so frickin’ secretive.” I was careful with my answer. “ I am the age that you imagine me to be.”